Features
4 November 2005
Volume 118, Number 6
The Dos and Don’ts of the MC/Knox game
by Natalie
Hall
Courier Staff
MC:
*Don’t consume alcohol before or during the game.*Do bring a hot beverage such as hot cocoa or coffee.
*Don’t say “KNuck fOX!” Who knows what could happen.
*Do say “Go MC, burn the fire!”
*Don’t walk over to the Knox side and harass the fans.
*Do walk up to the MC cheerleaders and cheer with them!
*Do take a walk to see the Bowl.
*Don’t roll down the hill (someone is bound to get hurt.)
*Don’t worry, we will win!
Knox:
*Don’t consume alcohol before or during the game.*Do bring hot cocoa if you want. (I really don’t care.)
*Don’t drive your drunk friend to the game.
*Do drive safely so you won’t miss an old-fashioned stompin’.
*Don’t tread on our turf; there are more of us than of you.
*Do stay on your own side and enjoy the slaughter.
*Do get a good night sleep.
*Don’t get arrested the night BEFORE the game. (KNuck fOX two years ago.)
*Don’t cry when we beat you!
