Don’t be a Turkey at the Turkey Bowl!

by Natalie Hall
Courier Staff

A few helpful hints for enjoying the big game:

Mass consumption of alcohol:

BAD

 Mass consumption of Soda:

GOOD

Bringing a s*it faced friend to the game:  

BAD

 Sober friend:

GOOD

Insulting the Fire with jibes:

BAD      

  Vanquishing the Fire on the field:

GOOD

Inciting a fight:

BAD

Inciting the WAVE:

GOOD