Features
3 February 2005
Volume 118, Number 11
Top 10 Football Movies
By: Brittany Koritz
1.“Friday Night Lights”-
“I get straight As. I’m a athlete.”-Boobie Miles
“In what subject?”-Reporter
“Hey, there’s only one subject. It’s football.”-Boobie Miles
2. “Remember the Titans”-
“We will be perfect in every aspect of the game. You drop a pass, you run a mile. You miss a running assignment, you run a mile. You fumble the football, and I will break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts and then you will run a mile. Perfection. Let’s go to work.”-Coach Boone
3. “Varsity Blues”-
“It makes me wonder if you know the difference between a sneeze and a wet fart.”-Bud Kilmer
4.“Rudy”-
“RUDY! Are you ready, champ?”-Steele
“I’ve been ready for this my whole life.”-Rudy
“Then you take us out on the field.”-Steele
5.“The Longest Yard” (2005)-
“Look in your toilet, I left you a surprise.”-Caretaker
6.“Jerry Maguire”-
“Show me the money!”
7.“The Replacements”-
“Give me a cigarette.”-Edward O’Neil
“I quit.”-Jimmy McGinty
“Nobody likes a quitter, Jimmy.”-Edward O’Neil
8. “Any Given Sunday”-
“On any given Sunday, you’re gonna win or you’re gonna lose. The point is – can you win or lose like a man?”-Jack Rose
9. “Little Giants”-
“They’ve got your names on the back.”-Danny O’Shea
“So the guys at the morgue can identify the bodies.”-Jack Berman
10.“The Waterboy”-
“Now that’s what I call high-quality H2O.”-Bobby Boucher