The Courier

Features

3 February 2005
Volume 118, Number 11

Top 10 Football Movies

By: Brittany Koritz

1.“Friday Night Lights”-

“I get straight As. I’m a athlete.”-Boobie Miles
“In what subject?”-Reporter
“Hey, there’s only one subject. It’s football.”-Boobie Miles

2. “Remember the Titans”-

“We will be perfect in every aspect of the game. You drop a pass, you run a mile. You miss a running assignment, you run a mile. You fumble the football, and I will break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts and then you will run a mile. Perfection. Let’s go to work.”-Coach Boone

3. “Varsity Blues”-

“It makes me wonder if you know the difference between a sneeze and a wet fart.”-Bud Kilmer

4.“Rudy”-

“RUDY! Are you ready, champ?”-Steele
“I’ve been ready for this my whole life.”-Rudy
“Then you take us out on the field.”-Steele

5.“The Longest Yard” (2005)-

“Look in your toilet, I left you a surprise.”-Caretaker

6.“Jerry Maguire”-

“Show me the money!”

7.“The Replacements”-

“Give me a cigarette.”-Edward O’Neil
“I quit.”-Jimmy McGinty
“Nobody likes a quitter, Jimmy.”-Edward O’Neil

8. “Any Given Sunday”-

“On any given Sunday, you’re gonna win or you’re gonna lose. The point is – can you win or lose like a man?”-Jack Rose

9. “Little Giants”-

“They’ve got your names on the back.”-Danny O’Shea
“So the guys at the morgue can identify the bodies.”-Jack Berman

10.“The Waterboy”-

“Now that’s what I call high-quality H2O.”-Bobby Boucher